Give me free money or else I'll turn to violence and crime. Did I mention I'm the good guy?

Intro/Outro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist
Background Music: Gymnopedie No 3 by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100785
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.